Stupid STupid STUpid STUPid STUPId STUPID~!!!
Grrr.
mebbe shld do him a favour. schedule him for free check up or sth. Scarely one day he on his patrol. He wan to open his mouth to tell some students off. Then his breathing got worse...he started having chests pains all of a sudden. and *POOF* there he is...on the floor...clutching at his chest, wincing in pain. Everyone looks on, no one wans to help him. Then he took his last breath, with US looking at him. At the back of our minds, we're silently cheering. But we had a dead body in front of us. and wad would we do? PUT OPERATION A in action~! the plan:
RUN AWAYYYYYYY
MUAHAHA
bai fa cang cang. man lian zhou wen. MUAHAHAHA
lol lol lol
"remember to clear out of the parade square by 1.45pm because they are having exams." "ok."
then we played til 1.45pm and we cleared out of the parade square. All of us were having a drink...nort making any noise...cept for the occasional slurping sound.
"Why are euu all still at school? I dont wan euu all to play..If i see your face again later, i will bring euu all to go and see Mr menon or mr tan." Mr Naga (nana...or wadeva euu wanna call him) the security guard, more lyke suckurity guard. HE REPEATED THAT 4X. he exepected us to tell the others abt it...they were all SITTING there...right in front of him somemore. he think we wad are? DEAF issit? mebbe his eyes gort problem...cannort see anything properly...cannort see things in front of us...lao hua yan. His hearing gort problem issit? say until become SHOUT. WOI~! the having exams neh. SOMEMORE, how can HE qualify to be a suckurity guard when his english SOO p00r. every sentence mus hav "euu all...euu all" nort enough words in your vocabulary or grammar knowledge mehh? >:]
he nvr say because of exams cannort stay bac rite? there was NVR such a rule anyway thsat we cldnt stay bac to play. There were Det class children there. They had Mr ong's permission. so we went to ask him for permission to play. So play play...keep an eye out for that sucker. Then few of us were sitting down, miding our own business or watching them play. THEN THAT SUCKER HAD TO COME BY ON HIS DAILY PATROL.
"ALL OF U. COME HERE. I BRING U ALL GO SEE MR MENON!" englishj so bad somemore =.=
then i hid behind a pillar...jonathan also. then i ran to the girls toilet..then i tot "i cldnt leave yiting and shinyi behind to face the warith of that sucker...and besides...there were also other clas children..." so i ran back...took my bag...and followed them.
Then he lead us like we a flock of sheep meh? WTFH. he bring us outside the HOD room..then he go inside to find Mr menon. MUAHAHA. cant find him...HAHA...so much for euur 'punishment' then after tt he say wad...go see principal then. then he lead us to outside the general office. then he say wad...wan go find mr tan...now i cant exactly rmb wad happened...but b4 'moving off' one guy frm the otehr class ran off...to get his cher...mr ong.
SO THERE EUU SUCKER.
then after tt the suckurity guard passed the situation over to Mr ong. then he said "i know i gave euu all permission to stay back and play...but not today. i forgort tt today the P5s and P3s hav science exam. etc etc" then the sucker smiled smirkly at us like we were ppl whu commited a VERY serious crime.
WAKAO. try save his own skin...then we were like call Mrs Ong...call Mrs Ong. Then, speak of the devl, she arrived in a car wif her ;girlfirends' they were talking abt the science papers. then me yitin and shinyi hid behind the pillar nearest to gate B. Then jonathan and guan quan hid behind another pillar. Then Zi wei was near the primary1 classes there. Then one, two, THREE~! me shinyi yiting RANNN and i mean RAANN out of the school. phew. mrs ong didnt see us. Then jonathan ran out. followed by guan quan and zi wei.
FUCK TT SUCKER....
IF NORT FOR HIM WE WOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING HAPPILY...ACTUALLY DE-STRESSING.
One day b4, the suckurity guard came and scolded me yiting shinyi and guan quan. AND agn Jonathan hid and wasnt scolded. The school counsellor also asked me wad level was i, wad i was doin in school, shldnt i be at home studying?
"im in primary 6."
"shldnt euu be at home studying? wad are euu doin in school?"
"err...cause im de-stressing"
"AHH~yes...thats good"
she said that wif a smile and walked away...
Ms Lim also said de-stressing is gd. and also tt we noe how to balance our studying and playing.
Ms Teo also said sth similar i think.
SO WTFH IS WRG WITH THE DAMN FUCKING SUCKURITY GUARD???!!!
mebbe i shld start a petition to SACK him...MUAHAHAHA
On serious thought...shld i?